Take 2 Tsp of resentment and equal parts justification.
Find someone to blame for your situation.
Tell your story to someone who will readily agree.
Relief should happen immediately.
Symptoms of taking this drug include the tendency to always be right, the need to repeat the story to others,
being seen as a bore, relationship problems and trouble on the job.
If you experience any of the above symptoms go to http://www.stopyourdrama.com and take a dose of personal responsibility.
Warning: The taste can be quite bitter, and may be difficult to swallow, but taking a daily dose of personal responsibility will cure chronic addiction to the blame elixer and will eliminate the need to blame or tell stories.